There was a website about monsters. It was all about monsters.

Sounds fun. But don't bother looking for it. It's gone.

The internet is like that.

The website is gone but we have the FAQ page. And in honor of anyone who remembers that there used to be a monster website that didn't completely suck, we are publishing this relic of an older internet.

The FAQ is a strange thing. Does it really answer the questions everyone asks, or is it more random than that?

And these questions are random. Were they asked frequently, it makes us ponder the truth of that.

But what you get are answers to questions about a variety of monsters?

Are there vegan zombies?

Did Nazi Vampires help make a popular soda pop?

What kinky reason makes mad scientists keep heads in jars?

Do monsters like poetry?

Yes. It answers all these questions and more. And at great length. For a forgotten website, these writers didn't know when to shut up.

And now it's your turn. Now you can read this book and say, "Shut up!"