U Hristofora Kolumbovicha zamechatel'nye usy. S detstva on mechtal stat' kapitanom korablya, no morskaya bolezn' razrushila ego plany. Teper' on bradobrey i ochen' lyubit svoyu rabotu. Odnazhdy on reshaet navestit' svoego starogo druga, kotoryy zhivet za okeanom. I vot tut-to, po neveroyatnomu stecheniyu obstoyatel'stv, ego mechta sbyvaetsya: na korable «Viktoriya» on sovershaet opasnoe puteshestvie cherez Brrrmudskiy kvadrat. Vmeste s hrabrym kapitanom i nahodchivymi passazhirami on preodolevaet vse trudnosti, a eshche zavodit druzhbu s obez'yan'im korolem, uchit ostrovityan pech' vkusnyy hleb i raskryvaet taynu zapiski v butylke.
