Following advice from his buddy, Eli gets a job at a Mexican beach resort so he can spend his summer enjoying the eye candy. But for Eli, simple eye candy isn't enough. While there's plenty of sorority girls partying on the beach that would probably love a lay from a fit frat boy like himself, Eli has his horny attentions on the MILFs vacationing without their husbands. When he sees the woman of his wet dreams, he shoots his shot and goes all in - but his slimy boss seems to always be right there, getting in his way. Will he make this MILF scream out his name? Or will he get fired for fooling around on the job? The Cabana Boy and the MILF is a 5,300 word short story.