It's eighteen-year-old Ryan's last day as paperboy and he's collecting dues and saying goodbye to all of his clients-and he's saved his favorite for last. Mrs. Miller is a MILF with an often-absent husband and two rowdy teenage boys. Whenever he comes to collect dues, she inevitably flirts with him. It's harmless and never goes anywhere, but it gives Ryan a nice ego boost and some mental fun for his spank bank. Today is different, though. The first difference is that her teenage boys are out of town with her husband. The second difference is that she doesn't seem to be satisfied with harmless flirting today. What starts as the usual flirting soon escalates into tearing off clothes and Mrs. Miller showing Ryan just how phenomenal a bored housewife can be in bed. The Paperboy and the MILF is a 5,000 word short story.