Like nearly all of his royal namesakes, Prince Harry is undeniably cursed. In short, he is a red-headed spare, rumoured to be illegitimate, still suffering the trauma of his mother's death, plus ADHD, agoraphobia and other mental disorders. He is burdened with the racist legacies of slavery and imperialism, compounded by Meghan's African ancestry and the 25 Taliban fighters he killed in Afghanistan. Throw in alleged curses on the Windsor and Spencer marriages, as well as the curse of celebrity in this age of social media, and Harry's life in exile is a never-ending nightmare. His father has been diagnosed with cancer and his brother hates him. As the Queen Mother once said: 'What a curse black sheep are in a family.'