'There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, nobody knows what they are.' Attributed to Somerset Maugham
Chris Paling is the UK and Commonwealth's 1001st Most Important Novelist (Living). For the past 35 years he has been trying (and failing) to make a living as a novelist, screenwriter, playwright and, most recently, a painter. He has authored nine novels, one work of nonfiction, one stage play and numerous short stories alongside a parallel life working full-time as a radio producer at the BBC.
