The Reality Escape Commitee exists to offer you, the reader, an opportunity to leave your current existence behind and go somewhere new. To experience a different reality. For that purpose, we have here published the Minutes of a recent meeting, in which nine different realities are documented. Some of these worlds may seem very different from your own. Others may seem more familiar, at first. It is hard to say which might be the the most frightening. However, the Commitee would remind all travellers that these realities are not your own, and that you can return at any time. Almost everyone does.