Funny! Learn how to invest in Real Estate - profitably! - while being entertained by this Southern-twanged, race car driving, slightly profane author in this quick-read book of stories, facts, do's and don'ts, by someone who done did it all.

If you want to be a successful landlord, you should be fixin' to ask yourself these questions:

. Where should you buy?

. What should you buy?

. What are the housing projections in that area?

. Who will rent versus buy?

"In other words," says author Bryan Keeter, "How do you navigate to the most profitable scenario? Figger out your formula and get up to speed before you go out cussin' and hollerin', thinkin' you know what you want to buy. Less'n you've done this before, there are a lotta holes, anthills you can fall trip over and get stung real bad. Timin', the market, sudden political changes, fracking, aliens, and locusts eatin' the crops, even. It's not up to just you. Even with a winning formula, you can still crash and burn. Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear when it comes to yammerin' real estate pitchmen. Don't be a fool or a real estate tool!"